Test Post 02

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves, Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill, If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story When Chuck Norris goes to the drive thru, they have his food ready before he orders it Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”, There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.